R_PRIL
The Memecoin for DOWN ONLY Markets
Commemorating The Great April 2024 Bloodbath
When your portfolio is down bad, might as well buy a memecoin that celebrates the pain!
🔻 Down Only
The only coin guaranteed to follow market sentiment. When markets go down, we go down harder. It's a feature, not a bug!
💸 Bagholders Anonymous
Join thousands of other traders who bought the top and are coping with their losses one meme at a time.
📉 Inverse Moon
While others promise "to the moon," we're proudly drilling to the earth's core. Expectations properly managed!
🧠Copium Supply
Built-in mechanisms to help you rationalize your investment decisions. "It's not a loss if you don't sell!"
Ready to Commemorate Your Losses?
If you've already lost 50% of your portfolio this month, what's another 1%?
Not financial advice. Seriously, have you not suffered enough already?